Pokemon . . .

Hey guys! So. Today my friend was getting all pissed off at her DS because she couldn't defeat her Pokemon game. And I think it has turned into an addiction. I should make up a Pokemon-aholics Anonymous . . . So anyway! Have you even seen the Pokemon in the new Pokemon Black and White? If not, let me describe them. There's an ice cream cone, (yeah I know eat me and you die!) a candle / chandelier thing, but there are cute ones like these cute monkey things, but then when they evolve they look mad ugly. And there's this cute little piglet thing and its sweet and adorable, and then it turns into Emboar, a big, flaming mustachio thing. And did I forget to mention that one Pokemon looks VERY similar to a fetus? What has Pokemon become? I remember it when there was Charamander, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, you know. The CUTE Pokemon that stayed cute.