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So Pretty Little Liars is this tv show that me and katie watch. This is the basic run-down of the show. Basically, there's this group of girls who are SUPER-POPULAR because of the Queen Bee, Alison DiLaurentis. So one day, Alison disappears and like two years later she ends up dead. The other four girls who in that group start getting threatening text messages from "A", saying how it'll reveal her secrets if they don't do what they say. Then there's all this ROMANTIC STUFF, WHICH I WILL GET TO.
SO, I'm going to basically talk about the characters for a while.
THE CORE FOUR:

Aria Montgomery is portrayed by Lucy Hale.
So Aria is this creative kind of girl, right? The artist and the writer. She's that pretty thing who has all that cute outfits with the true creative in herself and stuff like that. After Ali dies, she moves to Iceland. The reason behind this is that her dad had an affair with a younger teacher in his school that he teaches at. Aria and Ali walk in on him kissing her in the car. Then after she dies, it's like, "OH LET'S GO TO ICELAND!!!" So it's like two years now, the present, and she's back. Her dad is like, "DON'T TELL ):" and Aria is like, "It's cool." Even though she feels super guilty about it.
SO THIS IS THE FUNNY PART.
First episode. She goes to some PUB or BAR even though she's like SIXTEEN. She meets this guy and they share the same interests. He's majoring in Literature and they start talking. Erza ( the dude) is like, "I would like to get to know you better. ;)" and she's like, "I would like to get to know you better too. ;D"
SO NEXT SCENE, THEY'RE MAKING OUT IN THE BATHROOM ON THE SINK. That's pretty much awkward for the people who walk in.
Next day: She goes to school. THE DUDE THAT SHE WAS MAKING OUT WITH? YEAH, THAT'S HER ENGLISH TEACHER. So she gets a text from A, saying how she knows about the whole teacher thing.
So they start dating after it, which is PRETTY STUPID, AND PRETTY MESSED UP.
Aria is generally nice, cool, stuff like that. She's pretty immature though in her relationship issues. While she's "DATING" the teacher, she's hooking up with this dude Noel and THEY start dating. She's always complaining about her issues with him even though she looks through his stuff and gets all insulted when Fitz says how the problems with her parents ARE NOT HER PROBLEMS. She tries to justify what she does to him, but it doesn't work. Everyone knows that she's being a sneaky bitch because they can't trust each other. She barely deals with the A thing TBH. It's really mostly Spencer and Hanna's who's taking the heat from her. All "A" really knows is that her dad had an affair, which "A" does tell her mom. Then there's the Fitz thing, who she gets constantly threatened about.
And she always wants to have a "REAL COUPLE THING" with him or whatever, but I'll get to that later.

Spencer Hastings is portrayed by Troian Bellisario
Spencer is basically the most smartest kid in school. She knows ~EVERYTHING~, she has to study all the time, she wants to up-step her older sister who is basically always better than her. And then there's Alison, who's pretty much always the coolest kid. So she's basically trying to be the best there ever was, like Ash Ketchum in Pokemon.
TO PASS THE SATS IS HER REAL QUEST
TO FIND A IS HER CAUUUUSSSSSEEe
SHE WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE SCHOOL, TO FIND OUT WHO A ISSSS
I'll give you a whole song later when I finish this.
SO ANYWAY. Spencer and Alison basically fight all the damn time. And then when she dies, she's basically like "OH I'M GOING TO STUDY LALALALALA" as far as they describe what she did. So when she's sixteen, her parents ( who are annoying ) promise her that she can sleep in some barn house thing... I don't even know why people would want to live in there. So then like, her sister has some fiancee and she's like, "OH WE HAVE TO LIVE IN THE BARN HOUSE BC WE NEED PRIVACY!!!" So Spencer gets pissed. The fiancee Wren is like, "I'm sorry D:" And then they get attracted to each other. This isn't the first time Spencer was attracted to her sister's lovers too. She kissed her boyfriend Ian and Alison was like "OMG U SKANK" which is funny since she was dating him.
But regardless, Melissa finds out. She's like, "we kicked out ian and wtf spencer!!!" and spencer is like, "HE MADE DA MOVE ON ME" and i'm like, "but you agreed to it." And it's like...really? This is unneeded. But her parents get over it. Then the four group together because they're all getting A messages and it's like, "WE MUST FIND HER!!!!" And I'm like "o.k."
AND AS IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH.
She decides to copy her sister's old essay for the same thing she has because she's a lazy bitch. SO A FINDS OUT, AS USUAL. AND SHE GETS AN AWARD FOR THE STOLEN ESSAY. But then her dad is like, "oh we can just take it back, it's all good." So Melissa is being a royal bitch as usual about her issues to Spencer.
Spencer isn't that bad. I can get why she wants to be better than her sister, and things like. But her uniforms are insane. It isn't even funny. It's like, "why are you wearing that, ick." THAT'S WHAT I GET FROM HER. I don't get why A likes to always use her stuff on her all the time. It's getting obnoxious how it's always SPENCER who takes the heat.

Hanna Marin portrayed by Ashley Benson whosupportsteamcalebsoidislikeher
Hanna used to be "SUPER FAT," which is kinda stupid considering she wasn't even that fat in the flashbacks. So Alison taught her how to throw up because she was so damn fat. TBH, she was not that fat in the flashbacks. She could've lost some weight but everyone makes her out to be a fatass. So then Ali died and she became the new ~it girl~ with Mona. They were both pretty unpopular so it was like, "OMG THEY'RE POPULAR??" and she started dating her crush from 7th grade or something... And she shoplifted. Then the cops caught her shoplifting so her mom started sleeping with a police officer and he starts to live with them or something... Hanna is obviously pissed. So she's like, "Y U DATE HIM??" and her mom is like, "I'm doing this for you STFU." so she's like "|:"
So then her boyfriend and her's relationship starts not working out because Hanna wants to put out but Sean is like, "I want to lose it to someone I trust" or some bullshit. So she cries and crashes his car... I laughed at that part ngl. SO THEN HER DAD FINALLY COMES. And he's like, " YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR SEAN'S MOM AT THE DENTIST" and she's like "FML" and then they had homecoming and she became friends with lucas. They were all friends and stuff and sean was like, "I don't like him blah :(" and it was like "blah"
i don't think i'll reveal anymore because i'm spoiling it...LOL.
I hate caleb though.

Emily Fields is portrayed by Shay Mitchell...i think.
SO EMILY. EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY.
She had a crush on the dead friend. They kissed and then Ali decided to be a fucking douchebag and be like, "oooooh i just wanted to experiment lol i only like guys" and i was like "are you for real" Emily succumbs to her so much throughout the flashbacks. It kinda pissed me off. But anyway, when Ali dies, Emily's just that sports chick who's like "la la la" and she has a boyfriend. Then MAYA moves into Ali's old house. They talk and Maya smokes weed. Emily is like ":(" and then she keeps on dating whats his face. THEN HE TRIES TO RAPE HER IN THE LOCKER ROOM FOR NO REASON AND TOBY IS LIKE "SUPA MAN" and saves her. AND EMILY IS LIKE "DA FUQ" so there's that. Then Emily starts hanging out with Toby since they're science partners. Then A is like, "U R LESBIAN ;DDD" and Emily is like "fu-"
SO THEN EMILY AND TOBY ARE LIKE <3>
Emily is OKAY. I don't really like her but she's pretty decent considering some of the other characters.
so originally, i was going to do every character, but i decided that i'm too damn lazy.
so you should watch the show though. it's a guilty pleasure tbh.